FROM: j0king
TO: MAGA fucking morons
Let me start with a heartfelt WE FUCKING TOLD YOU SO…and yet, there’s no satisfaction in saying it, because its us who suffer for your idiocy….not this time. Once again, you have made the reckless, selfish choice of voting for these clowns, and now we’re all forced to reap the disaster of what you sowed. Watching people (both online and in real life) finally wake up to the dumpster fire they lit by voting for Donald Trump isn’t vindicating; it’s infuriating. While you cry into your wannabe white-hooded MAGA hats, the rest of us are left to deal with the fallout of your stupidity.
And now?
Now you want solidarity?
Now you want unity?
GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!!
You want to know what MAGA voters are regretting now? Let’s talk about it. Let’s start with the tariffs. Tariffs, for those of you who still don’t understand, are taxes on imported goods. They’re supposed to make foreign products more expensive, encouraging people to buy goods made in the US of A instead. Cute idea in theory, right? In practice (you know, the real world where we all live?) they create a mess of problems that your empty af MAGA brains can’t seem to grasp.
Who pays for these tariffs?
Not the Republican Party.
Not the Council for National Policy.
Definitely not the grifters who sold you this garbage.
YOU PAY FOR THEM!!!WE ALL DO!!!
Every single one of us is going to feels the burden that is soon to come, but MAGA dumbfucks are too busy cheering for something they don’t understand (just like you don’t understand “woke” or “deplorable. Yeah, I know…dictionaries are hard, reading is hard, comprehension is harder!!!) Tariffs make everything you rely on more expensive: washing machines, cars, food. Nothing screams “winning” like paying an extra $10 for your Made-in-China MAGA hat.
This is what “America First” looks like: America Dead Last.
Dead last in education.
Dead last in happiness.
Dead last in the economy.
Dead…
If being “great” means being as good as MAGA Clowns, congratulations: you’ve turned this country into your own worthless and useless reflection.
And let’s not forget the gas and egg hysteria. Remember when MAGA folks plastered Biden “I Did This” stickers all over gas pumps, but disappeared the second prices came back down? Then they pivoted to crying about eggs, all while conveniently ignoring Trump’s blatant lies about bringing prices down.
Reality Check: Trump was never going to help you. He’s too busy making shady deals with oil execs, grocery tycoons, and Elon Musk (whose centimeter peter he can’t stop stroking) to care about your $4-a-gallon gas or skyrocketing egg prices. He turned his back on you long before you handed him the keys to the White House, and now you’re shocked? Get fucked like a MAGA Truck.
Gun violence? Oh, that’s just normalized now. Thanks to MAGA, the endless stream of shootings has become the new American tradition. NOLA, NYC, and countless schools…your votes made this nightmare a reality (I mean you’ve made it in a reality for the past two decades, but whose counting? Not you, thats for sure). You wanted “freedom,” and now you’re sending your kids to school wondering if they’ll come home or if they’ll just learn about their “freedom” as target practice. So in a sickening sense, yes, they are free…from life. Now, where are those pro-life people at? Hmmmm….
Oh wait, what about the children, you say? Yeah, what the fuck about them? Your hatred for trans people and your obsession with scapegoating them has eclipsed any love or concern you claim to have for your own kids. Take Wisconsin’s Christian school shooting. The second you learned the shooter was a white Christian supremacist, the outrage, sadness and concern disappeared. *POOF* No thoughts. No prayers. Just crickets. You don’t get to demand unity or solidarity from us when you’re the ones who created this nightmare and refuse to do a mother fucking thing to fix it.
And speaking of your choices, let’s talk about Trump’s next great trick. Over the next four years (if your unlucky enough to endure that long as we have), he’ll make your Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security vanish into thin air. You bought tickets to this magic show with your vote, and now you’re realizing the cost. You’ll act like you didn’t know this was coming, you’ll whine, “We didn’t know he’d do that!” Again, FUCK RIGHT OFF!!! You were warned by your family, your friends, and the rest of us who tried to get through to you. But instead of listening, you bought into lies about Haitians eating cats or Venezuelans taking over Aurora, Colorado. Now the bill is due, and you’re panicking now? NOW?! You who sides with CEO scumbags and officers whose boots you lick?
This shit here isn’t an “I told you so.” It’s more exhausting than that. We spent years warning you about Trump’s lies, corruption, and grift. You didn’t care because you thought he’d “hurt the right people.” And now, you’re finally realizing he’s going to hurt you too.
And yet, after all this regret, remorse, and whining, you have the nerve to call for “solidarity” and “unity.” Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I will not stand shoulder-to-shoulder with MAGA, aka traitors. I will not “let it go” or back off because you suddenly feel bad about the consequences of your actions. If you voted for Donald Trump, knowing exactly what he stood for, you don’t get to cry about it now.
Is solidarity the goal? Sure, it is. But we don’t get there by coddling the same grifters, misogynists, and homophobes who enabled this broken system, we tossed them out. When you beg us for unity, what you’re really saying is, “I’m a MAGA moron, and I want someone else to pay the price for me.”
No. FUCK NO.
You voted for a felon, a rapist, and a man whose policies were designed to hurt marginalized groups while enriching billionaires. You wanted him to “hurt the right people,” right? You are starting to become the “right people” to hurt and NOW you want mercy? Too MOTHER FUCKING bad. You need to sit in the swamp you created.
You need to lose your job.
You need to watch your benefits disappear.
You need to feel the fear of sending your kids to school every day.
You are not the victim.
You dug this grave.
Time to lie the fuck down.